Patriots who have taken my "Oh Sh*t!" class have heard me say there are times that you simply find a way to shoot that S.O.B. or, preferably, hit him with a Chevy.
That guy in the picture makes my case. If you've done something that puts you on his sh*t list and he's got that 'hawk in his hands and you are a law-abiding Californian (which means you are unarmed), here's what you do - assuming you can't just get on a plane and leave the state.
1) Start your Chevy.
2) Drive it straight into his house.
3) Come out shooting with everything you've got. (again, that pesky California unarmed thing hinders this approach a bit).
Then, you might have a chance.
But, probably not. Because while Wirecutter's taking your head off, Charliegoddammit will be pulling your man-parts off, and Miss Lisa will be using calm, aimed rifle fire at whatever you present to her sights as you scream.
The point? It's just best not to f*ck with some people.
Here's the link.
Kerodin
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