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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

There is a word for people without facial hair: Women

The Battle Beard worn well by one of our finest.

Ladies, it is time to quietly assess the men in your life.

Has your man gone to a proper Battle Beard, yet?  A Van Dyke works.  The style doesn't matter as much as the man behind it.  Even if he's going scruffy once in a while, you're probably ok - especially if he is forced to interact with the filthy masses during the week. 

But if your man has not yet gone to his Battle Beard, or shows a resistance, you may need to consider trading your current model for a guy who is a bit more...

...capable.  Soon. 

Here's the website for the handsome devil above.  It took a day or two, but Lois approved by the end of the PatCon.  ;)
 
Kerodin
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