Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Carol Jane King (Esquire) - "Get your Divorce Kits Here! Going Fast!!!"
OK - this is just f'kn hysterical.
Need a lawyer? May I recommend Carol Jane King (Esquire) out of Key West, selling do-it-yourself kits to folks in Oklahoma.
Interesting business model...Go to Law School and then tell clients to do it themselves.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach. (I don't agree with this one, but hey, it's a saying for a reason...)
I have no idea what category this fits into!
Have a look. Wish her luck. You remember Carol - she's a big fan of the Citadel. She's been helping to spread the word about the Citadel and III Arms all over the web - you know, about how it is a scam and such. She and her pal Mark D. Firestone, who likes to call himself "Torch Ramrod" these days, could probably use the support of Patriots.
You just can't make this stuff up!
Carol uses "Folly" and "The Wench" to hide her true nature online, I bet her clients would love links to that material so they can get a really good idea of the character of their attorney.
OK, that satisfies my need for irony and humor for at least a month.
Here's her site. You'll notice there is no phone number. No address.
Good luck, Carol! I'm sure folks will be gentle with you.
I swear I'd rather have a sister on the pole before letting her become the used car salesman of the legal profession...
Posted by K at 7:29 PM