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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Carol Jane King (Esquire) - "Get your Divorce Kits Here! Going Fast!!!"

OK - this is just f'kn hysterical.

Need a lawyer?  May I recommend Carol Jane King (Esquire) out of Key West, selling do-it-yourself kits to folks in Oklahoma.

Interesting business model...Go to Law School and then tell clients to do it themselves. 

Those who can, do

Those who can't, teach.  (I don't agree with this one, but hey, it's a saying for a reason...)

I have no idea what category this fits into!

Have a look.  Wish her luck.  You remember Carol - she's a big fan of the Citadel.  She's been helping to spread the word about the Citadel and III Arms all over the web - you know, about how it is a scam and such.  She and her pal Mark D. Firestone, who likes to call himself "Torch Ramrod" these days, could probably use the support of Patriots.

You just can't make this stuff up!

Carol uses "Folly" and "The Wench" to hide her true nature online, I bet her clients would love links to that material so they can get a really good idea of the character of their attorney.

OK, that satisfies my need for irony and humor for at least a month.

Here's her site.  You'll notice there is no phone number.  No address. 

Good luck, Carol!  I'm sure folks will be gentle with you.

I swear I'd rather have a sister on the pole before letting her become the used car salesman of the legal profession...



  1. Telephone: (305) 394-5265
    Facsimile: (866) 244-4532

    Just in case someone needs to get in touch with her.

  2. Ah shit, I got a comment from him the other day. I just went and clicked on his name and it comes back with a porn site promoting inter-racial sex.
    What a fine upstanding man.

    1. Step up from the inter-species sex he had earlier. Maybe he's coming around?


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