|The hands of a genuine III Patriot.
It is a monumental task, and it will not be free.
If you are not up to it, please do us all a favor and step out now, before we invest trust and resources into you - just to have you take a knee before the game even begins.
Shouting "III" and "Wolverines!" is not what serious Patriots do...
Go Hard, or stay the fuck at home and STFU.
Good job once again by Mister Grigg. Here's the piece. Also linked at the Charles Carroll Society, here.