|The Battle Beard worn well by one of our finest.|
Ladies, it is time to quietly assess the men in your life.
Has your man gone to a proper Battle Beard, yet? A Van Dyke works. The style doesn't matter as much as the man behind it. Even if he's going scruffy once in a while, you're probably ok - especially if he is forced to interact with the filthy masses during the week.
But if your man has not yet gone to his Battle Beard, or shows a resistance, you may need to consider trading your current model for a guy who is a bit more...
Here's the website for the handsome devil above. It took a day or two, but Lois approved by the end of the PatCon. ;)